“This is Ron Broadcaster reporting live from Frank Cadaver stadium in beautiful Rottawa. That was not pretty, but it was effective football fans.

The Rough Risers must have thought they were in the wrong place as they walked out to thundering boos from some 15,000 Hrungnir fans who had sailed up the Rideau. There were so many the team feared a pitch invasion or thrown rocks, thankfully neither happened, but the Halifax squad was spurned on by the throng.

THe Norsemen won the toss and elected to receive. They sent Waldemar Jørn charging up the sideline, but he was taken down and stunned by Boney Gabriel and never was able to recover well enough to play a role in the first half as zombies moved in to keep him busy dodging cleats. This stalled out the Halifax drive at midfield as the undead swarms surrounded the opposition. Stian Edvin laid a pounding blow on Condredge Fallaway, whose rotting ankle gave out, and he was done for the game. Moments later, in retaliation, the hulking mound of flesh they call "Sloppy" Crushed Edvin from behind, killing him instantly.

Mired in a wall of rotting flesh the Hrungnirs tried to end around, only to be caught by the Rottawa players who managed to capture the ball briefly, but lost it again to a blitzing Norse. Unfortunately the blitzer slipped on a zombie entrails that had fallen lose and fell over, dropping the leather prize. Russ Hackson, Rough Riser ghoul, picked up the ball and escaped the masses, high-stepping it in to take a 1-0 lead at half.

Thankfully Jim Croode awoke to help his home town squad start the second half as they received the kick. Despite the foreboding crowd of hooligans supporting the away team, the kick was uneventful...

**WOAH football fans, looks like we were sabotaged! The Halifax Hooligans managed to destroy or Cabal Vision power supply. Than goodness for Guugle restore points.**

And we're back the report...

The second half saw the Rottawa side box up to defend the ball and wear down the Norse players. They edged the ball to the sidelines and Russ Hackson saw a gap late in the half and went for. Touchdown! And the West side fans went nuts.

Despite the two scores to give the team their maiden win of the season, the West end faithful again voted for their favourite zombie Less Drowned. Hackson meanwhile came under some scrutiny over a doping test sample that was believed to have tested as 'very positive' for Nurgle growth hormones by insiders account. Despite the commotion, nothing came of it in the end, though my spies tell me a league official slipped out the back with a large sack of gold coins.

The team and Hackson hit the road for Mo'real next week, looking to snap some Elfs.



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