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Match Result · League division · Tournament game
Match recorded on 2011-08-01 16:56:23
SWL Premier League XLI round 1
CTV 1500k Dwarf
1
Winnings 50k
14000 (1 FAME) Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/2/0
Inducements:
Norse CTV 1320k
1
20k Winnings
Spectators 11000
Fanfactor +1
0/0/0 Casualties
Inducements: 1 wizard
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
1
-
-
-
1
16
9
4
5
-
#2
1
-
1
-
-
5
16
-
7
6
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
16
-
-
#4
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
8
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
8
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
9
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
6
-
#8
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
6
1
#9
-
-
-
-
1
5
16
-
-
3
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
2
1
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
-
7
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
1
-
TOTALS
1
1
3
-
1
15
174
9
27
61
2
A'Salaam alikum!

Kefahallak and welcome to the Premier League!

As the Holy Month of Ramadan begins, the Falcons welcomed the Whalekillers to our Majlis in which we smoked shisha and ate dates together for the very first Iftar.

With stories exchanged and the camels watered we took to the field in the very first game of SWL Premier League.

Our foes were undefeated in the qualifying season with seven straight wins and they elected to receive. Our lines met and the Falcons gained a rapid ascendency as our guard and tackle negated the Whalekiller line.

Harald bin Harald al Whalekiller stepped back deep in the pocket and sensing blood we committed hard but we over extended and combined with poor man-marking, the Whalekillers ran past using their superior speed and we were down by Wahed.

Late in the first half, we returned fire and were soon rolling the cage and had nothing but open sands in front but suddenly as Allah can atest, we were descended upon by the Devils Fire and A'rbaa Falcons were felled by a blast including our runner Hazem bin Khalifa.... a'Masha'allah!

Cautious of more devilry, the second half began with a crunching drive and the Whalekillers finally started to lose men. But the Whalekillers were resilient foes and a scrum ensued before Hazem once again sprinted into the backfield. Desperately the man who looks like a woman who looks like a wolf, the one they call Martha, dodged and scooped the ball from a flailing Hazem who had been felled by the defence and she/he/it threw the ball to the Whalekiller fans! Again, more devilry and the fans threw the ball back down field over the Falcon line.

Our fearless leader Faoud bin Basir though picked the ball up and hurled a long pass downfield to Ali bin Mohammed to score despite such cheating devilry!

In the final quarter, the Falcons blitzed but Ali bin Mohammed missed an opportunity to handoff and went down in a mistimed dodge and the advantage was lost as the match ended with wahed touchdowns each.

Ma'salaama!

TWAHNLOWS:

3pts - Martha the Stout... she was everywhere in defence and ran a perfect spoiling play by throwing the ball into the crowd.

2pts - Harald Son of Harald. The Whalekillers pivot player... controlled the pace of the offence well and made a number of defensive blitzes.

1pt - Flippers Jonasson. Scored the TD but had to do a bit to beat the diving tackle of Walid bin Khaldoun.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
4
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
14
4
1
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
5
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
4
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
5
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
5
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
5
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
2
-
#9
1
-
-
-
-
3
15
-
11
7
-
#10
-
-
-
-
1
5
15
-
-
1
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
1
-
TOTALS
1
-
-
-
1
8
146
-
25
43
1

#9 Flippers Jonasson – Groin Strain (MNG)
#10 !Mbele Mummyslayer – Broken Jaw (MNG)
Could have won this. Could have lost this. Tightest game of the Whalekiller season.


TWAHNLOWS:

4pts - for the best match report of the season.

3pts - Faoud bin Basir al Maktoum. Was always there to tidy up when star player Al Nayan messed up. Also made the jaw dropping long pass that secured the Falcons some points.

2pts - to Ali bin Mohammed al Suwaidi. Al Maktoum's understudy saw what his mentor was up to, and ran ahead for a 1 turn stall move before 1-1.

1pts - Walid bin Khaldoun. Performed some very good defensive sweeping moves.
 
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