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[L] Wonga Wonga Whalekillers
Flippers Jonasson
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
1511
B
269
P
97
F
5
G
123
Cp
32
In
0
Cs
5
Td
53
Mvp
6
GPP
231
XPP
0
SPP
231
Injuries
n, d, m
Skills
Block
+AG
Dodge
Fend
Leap
Pro
Tackle

Named after his dad's favourite dish.

Read about Flippers' 100th game over at Channel BB.

SWL Honors

LV SWL Champion
LIV SWL Champion
LIII SWL Champion
XLVIII SWL Champion
LVII Conference Rep team
[L]eague records
All-time highest rushing Norse
All-time 2nd most scoring Norse
All-time 4th biggest Norse star
All-time 5th oldest Norse
Fumbbl's 7th Norse [L]eague legend

GROTTY LITTLE NEWSPAPER OBITUARY

FLIPPERS JONASSON
MA6 ST3 AG4 AV7 n
Block, +AG, Tackle, Fend, Leap, Dodge, Pro


We are sad to inform you that Flippers passed away this SWL season, in what was his 123rd game for the Wonga Wonga Whalekillers.

He was unceremoniously pushed into the stands by an onrushing Nurgle Warrior, and after the ensuing frenzy of die-hard fans and die-harder haters, all that was left were scatterings of dark red hair and beard.

Named after his father's favorite afternoon snack, Flippers became coach B2Ks first ever Legend in Blood Bowl.

Winner of a record 4 SWL titles, Flippers also holds the Norse records for most touchdowns and highest rushing in [L]eague.

Jonasson was also the Whalekillers's greatest defensive asset for over a century of matches. And it was a beautiful sight to behold when his dark red mane flew through the air towards an unsuspecting caged up ball carrier.

You have left a team in both offensive and defensive disarray, and we can only hope we find a replacement with the same grace and tolerance of alcohol soon.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2011-08-01
-
1
-
-
-
3
2011-08-28
-
1
-
-
-
3
2011-09-14
-
1
-
-
-
3
2011-09-19
1
-
-
-
-
1
2011-09-24
-
1
-
-
-
3
2011-10-10
1
-
-
-
-
1
2011-10-16
-
-
-
-
1
5
2011-11-23
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-02-05
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-02-17
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-03-04
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-03-11
1
1
-
-
-
4
2012-03-31
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-04-30
1
-
-
-
-
1
2012-06-18
-
2
-
-
-
6
2012-06-27
2
-
-
-
-
2
2012-07-11
2
-
-
-
-
2
2012-07-15
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-08-12
2
-
-
-
-
2
2012-09-11
1
-
-
-
-
1
2012-09-17
1
-
-
-
-
1
2012-10-04
1
-
-
-
1
6
2012-10-22
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-11-06
1
-
-
-
-
1
2013-02-17
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-03-05
1
-
-
-
-
1
2013-04-16
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-04-30
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-05-14
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-06-14
1
-
-
-
-
1
2013-06-15
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-07-06
-
-
-
-
1
5
2013-07-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-08-11
1
1
-
-
-
4
2013-09-09
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-09-16
-
2
-
-
-
6
2013-11-01
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-11-13
2
-
-
-
-
2
2013-11-17
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-12-03
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-12-10
1
-
-
-
-
1
2014-01-09
1
1
-
-
1
9
2014-01-27
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-02-04
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-02-10
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-02-15
-
2
-
-
-
6
2014-02-20
-
2
-
-
-
6
2014-03-02
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-04-07
1
1
-
-
-
4
2014-04-17
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-05-04
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-05-13
1
-
-
-
-
1
2014-05-20
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-06-03
2
-
-
-
-
2
2014-06-17
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-06-24
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-09-04
1
-
-
-
-
1
2014-09-08
1
-
-
-
-
1
2014-09-24
1
1
-
-
-
4
2014-10-21
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-11-16
-
2
-
-
1
11
2014-11-17
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-12-13
1
-
-
-
-
1
2015-01-27
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-02-14
-
2
-
-
-
6
2015-02-21
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-03-03
2
-
-
1
-
4
2015-03-13
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-04-02
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-04-10
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-05-05
-
2
-
-
-
6
2015-05-19
1
-
-
-
-
1
2015-06-10
-
-
-
-
1
5