“In the run-up to this match, Coach Nazgob signed a deal with Ugroth Bolgrot; he has taken up a position on the Outlaws, and will play for them for at least three more games this season.

In this, the first of that three game employment, Ugroth showed his worth. Shortly after the whistle went, the star gave a massive cheer and began insulting the opposing Orcs. The anger of the WullfMorgenthaler players rose to a crescendo, until one lashed out. Ugroth left the field on a stretcher, but his sacrifice granted the Outlaws a defensive advantage; distracted, their opponents left an opening.

Splurgle had a whale of a time in the middle of the pitch, injuring one enemy player, and stunning a Black Orc so badly that he didn't wake up until late in the second half. Once again, Brort Eralg was able to grab the ball, but seconds before the end of the first half, metres short of the line, he lost it to Eruurt Krirt.

Desperate to make up for this, the weedy Orc retrieved the ball at the start of the second half. Dodging like an Elf, he raced for the line to make it 2-0.

The game finished after some more back and forth. Little green-skin blood was spilled in this game but regardless, Rark was happy. "Oi az proov'd dat oi am da bestest orc dere eva wuz. We'z da best orc team in da leeg!"

After the match, Nazgob was pleased to announce another new signing, Egbert "Da Hammer" Jones, as well as a new sponsorship deal with Aristotle's Apothecaries.
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