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To everyone's surprise, and the Coach's eternal bemusement and disappointment, Brort applied for funding to go to the Altdorf College of Blood Bowl. There, instead of learning traditional Orcy skills, the blitzer discovered magical things to do with the pig-skin. Like pick it up.
Brort's elvish tendencies have turned him into the team's whipping boy. Every time he gets near the line, one of the bigger orcs walks over and steals the ball from him.
Currently under investigation for match fixing by the Office for Bribes and Fair Play after his suspicious performance against <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3322818">Zwindon Skaven</a>.
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<i>In a desperate attempt to bulk up and stop the bigger boys picking on him, Brort turned to drugs. They simply made him still thinner and more elf-like, as well as providing him with a free sex change operation.</i>
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During the post-match celebrations after the Zlurp Nation final, Brort got a little bit drunk. He woke up the next morning with vague memories of an operating table and Nazgob's evil grin and a significantly larger musculature. As well as more than a few fresh scars.