“In the last match of the regular season, the Outlaws were determined to make a good showing. Captain Rark used snotlings in his pre-match pep talk to demonstrate the violence he wanted to see on the pitch.

15 snotlings didn't make it, but the Orcs got the message. "Da Hammer" punched out Dean Dirtysnake with the very first block of the game. Unfortunately, while Rark was distracted hi-fiving his team mate, remmahtoh millaiw stabbed him in the kidneys. Although not life-threatening, the Outlaws were rocked by the early loss of their captain.

The blood continued to flow, people hitting the floor repeatedly, to the sound of Chaotic boots. The Orcs maintained possession, and managed to advance, but when Splurgle was carted off the pitch, their morale dropped a second time.

Luckily, the elfin Vice-Captain, Brort Eralg proved once and for all that the her inadvertent sex change has not affected her Blood Bowl brain. 1 - 0 up, the Outlaws felt a little more comfortable.

When the Chaos team failed to pick up the ball, they felt even better. Moving up, they piled on the pressure before half-time. The beastmen in the line of scrimmage, worried by the fast moving greenskins, stumbled. Elprup/neerg fell to the floor, passing the initiative back to the Orcs, who did not hesitate about scoring a second before the end of the half, despite some heroic last minute defence from Puc Dlrow.

Although they'd taken the lead, the Outlaws started the second period with three of their biggest players in the injury box. The Chaos players drove up the pitch in strength and it was only a touchdown saving blitz from the Vice-Captain that wrested the ball away from them.

When the clock ran out, coach Alkaline was left shaking his head at the clutzes on his team.”