“This game was all about the star blitzers; Eruurt Kurt and Brort Eralg.

Kurt hammered the Rat Ogre into the KO bin before the game started, while the two of them teamed up to counter a blitz and the green tinge of warp-lightning.

At half-time, the Captain was in high spirits. The ratling's dirty tricks were all used up, and all that remained was to beat them into the dirt. Or to watch the stars throw the game into the dust.

First, Eralg threw an abysmal and unnecessary pass; allegedly to a Black Orc, but in reality, to a Gutter Runner. Then, to make matters worse, Krirt tripped over his own feet as he tried to blitz the ball carrier at the close of the game.

Since the upset, the Office for Bribes and Fair Play has announced an intention to investigate illegitimate payments made to certain players prior to the game.”