“Carpals looks at the troll fearlessly. If it had a brain, or whatever pulsating energy matter is dictating its movements, it was probably thinking, "I'm Carpals, #2 active fouler in Blackbox, #3 all time fouler in Blackbox, and in my 144th match. I'm indestructible to you, troll!"
It clenches its knuckles, readies itself, and pounces on the troll. The troll throws a defensive punch and it is a perfect one, smashing the skeleton's head clean off and into tiny pieces. Bone fragments from the stricken skeleton's skull litter half the pitch - there's no regenerating from that!
It clenches its knuckles, readies itself, and pounces on the troll. The troll throws a defensive punch and it is a perfect one, smashing the skeleton's head clean off and into tiny pieces. Bone fragments from the stricken skeleton's skull litter half the pitch - there's no regenerating from that!
267. And done.”