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Tombification
Carpal
#9
Skeleton Lineman
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
48
B
142
P
0
F
1043
G
269
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
1
Mvp
21
GPP
118
XPP
0
SPP
118
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Dirty Player (20k)
Dodge (30k)
Fend (20k)
Sneaky Git (30k)
Wrestle (20k)
#1 all time fouler, all divisons • Top list all-time star, MVP, oldest player
Survivor award • the last surviving member of the original squad
The team's oldest player and a very proficient fouler who frequently wins plaudits and MVP awards with his boot. Infamous; players get named after him.
Did You Know? Carpal had a wingman, amusingly called Carpals. Playing second fiddle in terms of fouling, Carpals amassed only 267 before dying at the hands of a troll he brazenly blocked in his 144th game.
Impressive performances (some missing)
• 18 fouls amongst 24, including 3 serious injuries
• 12 fouls once, twice, thrice
• 11 fouls once, twice, thrice (3 cas, 4 KOs - savage), quad
• 10 fouls once, twice, thrice, quad
• 8 fouls, 4 casualties forcing a concession
• 5 fouls, 3 casualties including a kill
• 8 fouls, 3 casualties including 2 kills
• 9 fouls, 2 casualties including a kill
Achievements
• 25/05/2012 after 133 games, #1 all time box fouler
• 25/05/2012 after 172 games, #1 all time box oldest Khemri player
• 08/06/2012 injured in his 199th game by a surf, a -MA war wound
• 12/03/2014 after 242 games, #1 all time FUMBBL fouler with 899 fouls
• 03/01/2017 after 260 games, first player to reach 1000 fouls
Notable victims! (probably some missing)
• George Best
• Tristan Coldstone
• Target Chew (niggled)
• Dumpo
• Moog
• The Riddler (maimed)
• BrAsKy more than YOO (injured, retired)
• Ecstacy (-AV)
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2012-02-19
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-02-19
-
1
-
-
1
8
2012-02-20
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-02-21
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-02-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-02-24
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-02-28
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-03-06
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-03-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-03-12
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-03-16
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-03-23
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-05-16
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-05-30
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-05-30
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-05-31
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-06-01
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-06-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-06-03
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-06-04
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-06-09
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-12-11
-
-
-
-
1
5
2013-01-19
-
-
-
-
1
5
2015-12-12
-
-
-
-
1
5
2015-12-15
-
-
-
-
1
5
2017-01-03
-
-
-
1
-
2