“When Carpal was introduced in traditional fashion, KhornedBeef declared, "I am not impressed!"

9 turns and a concession later, perhaps he wishes to revisit that statement after Carpal smashed up several key players with his trusty boot! First half he badly hurt The Riddler (regenerated), maimed Puzller, and killed Penguin (regenerated). Thorar broke the all time thro ra casualty record by snapping Mr Freeze's neck.

After a reckless blitz by The Riddler early in the 2nd half, the final act of the match was Carpal booting and maiming the pestigor for his 4th casualty and 8th foul. The referee gave him his marching orders but KhornedBeef had seen enough and conceded, forcing his team to do the walk of shame off the pitch for an early bath.

Carpal, #1 all time blackbox fouler, 585... and counting!”