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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2013-09-09 00:06:56
CTV 1430k Nurgle
2
Winnings 60k
15000 (1 FAME) Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/2/0
Inducements:
Chaos Renegade CTV 1250k+160k
0
30k Winnings
Spectators 10000
Fanfactor No change
1/0/0 Casualties
Inducements: Star player Bomber Dribblesnot, Star player Ugroth Bolgrot
Player Performances
 
 
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#1
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-
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8
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3
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
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16
-
-
5
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
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10
-
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5
-
#4
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-
-
-
-
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16
-
-
5
-
#5
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-
1
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1
7
16
-
-
5
-
#6
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-
1
-
-
2
10
-
-
7
-
#7
1
-
-
-
-
3
16
-
19
-
-
#8
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-
-
-
-
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9
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1
-
#9
1
-
-
-
-
3
16
-
22
4
-
#12
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-
-
-
-
-
8
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-
1
-
#14
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-
-
-
-
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11
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-
1
4
#16
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-
-
-
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16
-
-
6
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TOTALS
2
-
2
-
1
15
152
-
41
43
4
---Newsflash---

A Rose by any other name

Today saw another group of travellers take to the field against the Night Terrors. These travellers came from Borosia across the mountains of Karahn-Carach. They seemed to be an assorted and ill-disciplined group of ne'er do wells. There has been an significant rise in the number of items going missing during their brief time in our City.

The Terrors recieved 1st and punched a hole straight through the middle of the Roses line. With Luther breaking the neck of some deranged Goblin trying to throw incendaries around the pitch. And a nasty clash between Llyod and the hulking Rabbh saw Rabbh leave the pitch clutching his groin. The Roses big guys lack of discipline and a quickly diminishing squad made it easy for new boy James Frobisher to score at the end of the half.

Some crazed fan wielding a chainsaw took to the field for a brief moment after the touchdown but was quickly escorted from the stadium. How he got onto the field is anyones guess.

The 2nd half saw the Roses surrounded and pushed to one side of the pitch. Where Goblin Erkitt tried to smuggle the ball free from the crowd. But this left him exposed and he quickly taken down. This allowed Gregory another of our new players free to grab the ball and run it almost the full length of the pitch unopposed to get the Terrors 2nd of the game.

Councilman Frederick Rotbottom had this to say
"It was a good result for us and it's nice to see James and Gregory get off to a good start. Although we can't get complacent as the Roses have some talent in their squad and if it wasn't for their big guys lack of discipline it could have been a very different result."
Player Performances
 
 
td
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#1
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13
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1
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#2
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1
5
7
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7
1
1
#3
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-
-
-
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16
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2
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#4
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-
-
-
-
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9
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15
-
-
#5
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1
-
-
-
1
14
2
2
2
-
#6
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1
-
-
2
16
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-
5
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
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16
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-
2
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
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9
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-
1
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
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9
-
-
4
-
#11
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-
-
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5
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1
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#12
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-
-
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16
-
-
6
-
#13
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-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
1
-
#90
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2
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#91
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1
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1
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TOTALS
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1
1
-
1
8
138
2
24
27
1

#11 Twiq-Cwiq "Pinkeyes" – Fractured Leg (MNG)
#13 Rabbh the Shunned – Groin Strain (MNG)
#90 Bomber Dribblesnot – Broken Neck (-AG)
While the city of Pox remained as disgusting as ever, the Roses soon discovered that their home team were even worse. As they arrived for the match, Japh, nauseated by the disgusting array of stenches that assailed him at every turn, made a snap decision to hire two rough characters he found lounging in what passed for a bar in this foetid hellhole. Spurning the wheedling pleas of some scrawny cleric who stuttered forth assurances that he would blast their foes clean off the pitch (as if anything here would ever be clean), he instead doled out their appearance fees to a mean-looking Orc with a Chainsaw strapped to his forearm (he claimed this was a "cunnin' ruse" to avoid the rule about players not carrying weapons) and his Goblin companion, who, frankly, seemed to have had a few too many mushrooms. Or been dropped on his head too many times. Probably both.

As the game started, and the Goblin immediately began to wail that he could see their opponent's stench ("'s all purple, filffy purple. 's comin' for me"), Japh began to suspect he had made a mistake. Moments later, the crazed greenskin was smashed clean into the stands by a charging Luther Jones, still gibbering. Shortly after, both Pinkeyes and Rabbh were also felled, and the unwashed denizens of Pox swept through the Roses' disoriented defence for the score.

Ugroth now took to the field, but was immediately spotted by the referee as he unsuccessfully attempted to rev up his weapon, its bindings around his arm having partially rotted away already, thanks to the foul air that hung thick over the ramshackle stadium.

Lining up for the second half, Japh ordered Erkitt to take the ball, as he was the only player seemingly unaffected by the Night Terrors' disgusting range of diseases, and would hopefully be able to slip through for an equalizer. However, as the team advanced, the revolting sights and smells ahead of them began to take their toll on the remaining members of the squad. Rrhraaughuarr spent most of the half vomiting uncontrollably at the side of the pitch, and with 4 stomachs, that was no small task. Several rows of the crowd left covered in his last meal, half-digested and combined with foul stomach acids, though if anything, that improved their aroma.

Erkitt, still untroubled by all he saw, made a break through the lines and almost reached the opposing endzone, but with no support from his teammates, he too was crushed. Some twisted goat-headed abomination then seized up the ball, whisking it away from the side of the pitch where the Roses reeled and gagged, allowing the Pockarans to seal the victory.

Japh knew they had to leave soon. He had heard there was a caravan headed to the Shadowspires, and rumours of some competition, with a great prize up for grabs. He knew this was their opportunity, both to get out of Pox and also to lift the team's morale by snagging what would surely be a most valuable prize. And after all, he thought, if we don't win, I'm sure we can find some other way to acquire whatever it is...
 
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