“Gah, wot a rubbish game! Lots of good foulin but no splooshes at all!!! Seriously, what's the point of even turnin up if they is no ded menz at the end? On the team wagon on the way back after the match I tried to push Gretchin out and hope that he got splooshed under the wheels, just so there was some blood to clean up, but he held on tight no matter how much I kicked his little fingers...
And I've suspended JumpUp for two days without food because he was far too busy scoring booooooring touchdowns insted of doing his actual job.
I hope to see a much better performance next match.”
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And I've suspended JumpUp for two days without food because he was far too busy scoring booooooring touchdowns insted of doing his actual job.
I hope to see a much better performance next match.”