“Dear Don,

I'm afraid once again i have bad news. At first humans were not suspicious. They thought we were weak and didnt took us seriously. Now it seems our great beginings have gathered too much atention. As we do play a superior bloodbowl they stroke us under the belt. Our armror where sabotaged, the public thrown rocks and can to our player, or blinded them with mirrors. We started well with a nice foul on their first catcher but after that there was nothing we could do.
I have found evidence that member of the staff where bought to close their eyes when suspicious individuals came to do their misfits. But it has been taken care of. I think this... exemple... will teach them who they should realy fear here.

Your ever loyal,

Coach Patator”