“Another stunty team, nuffle be praised, this it going to truly be chaos!

Match Highlights:

Kick off and the chaos starts – Gerald KOs one of the IGMEOY Trolls as Goblin ‘Yeeza Dogbreath’ launches Hail Mary Bombs down field at the skaven cage, unfortunately for his coach Yeeza forgets to light the fuse on his first bomb and it lands harmlessly among the U-dog players. Fanatic ‘Guzza Redchain’ swings his weapon forcefully into Gerald’s sizeable gut only to have it bounce off and strike the unfortunate Fanatic in the face – Guzza is out of the game – the impact seems to have loosened some trapped wind inside Gerald as he releases a resounding fart but appears to be otherwise unaffected. Several of the players on both sides of the game suffer the debilitating effects of the noxious gas cloud produced by Gerald’s flatulence and Ber’anx, holding the ball with one claw and his nose with the other, is able to exploit a hole in the distracted and retching defence to run in for the opening TD.

As the players line up for the return kick the ref can be seen conspicuously counting a significant pile of gold that he just ‘found’ under the goblin team bench and so distracted that he ‘forgets’ to send off either of the remaining goblin secret weapon wielding players. The chainsaw toting ‘Zingo Slashface’ is particularly eager to apply some pain to the U-dogs as he sets up on the line of scrimmage. The kick is short, very short, in fact it lands on Zingo at the LoS becoming impaled on his chainsaw blade and he loses a turn of chainsawing as he disentangle the rapidly deflating pigs bladder from his weapon and hand it off to AG4 team mate ‘Nurko Fishknees’. Yeeza is finding his range with the bombs landing a live one between Laz’pler and Ber’anx, only the quick thinking of Laz’pler saves the U-dogs’ key players, as he heroically pushes a goblin team mate on top of the grenade to dampen the blast. In the mid-field Zingo finally gets some purchase with his chainsaw, landing a career ending injury on the rookie linerat Nu’tur, the apothecary does his best to save the skaven player, but for the fourth consecutive match the apo roll comes up ‘killed’ doc death strikes again. On the wing Laz’pler finds himself the target of another gobbo lobbed grenade, and for the second time in the game uses a nearby goblin as a convenient blast shield, Nor’zarax takes down the goblin loony with a well timed blitz and Gerald accounts for the second IGMEOY troll with a well aimed swipe of the claw. However, on the opposite side of the field ballcarrier Nurko Fishknees is leading a dash for the endzone with the goblin team displaying some highly skilful dodging to slip through the U-dog line en masse. There is just time for Ber’anx to pick up his second career kill before Nurko manages to blitz past the last U-dog defender and sprint over the line for the equalizing TD – half time scores 1-1.

Start of the second half and Ber’anx slips in behind the IGMEOY lines gleefully head butting every goblin in sight but is unable to fight his way to the gobbo ballcarrier before yet more stylish stunty dodging allows him to wriggle through the defence for a second score. The U-dog response is emphatic; facing a reduced IGMEOY line up Ber’anx is able to blitz a route through for Nor’zarax to score a lightning fast TD in the corner - final score 2-2 with much enjoyment had by all, thanks again for the hilarious stunty chaos of a game.
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