“joined this league to play against other Secret League teams. Not an established team like dorfs. And to have to play them back to back is no fun. Glad someone decided to bring them into a league full of secret league teams. Bravo to you.”
We start off our title defense against last-season's runner up and it was a complete farce. We started off with a blitz and the Criminal Master Minds used their wizard and were trapped into a melee where our guard forced them into a series of 1d blocks. They left the ball vulnerable and our stripballer knocked it out briefly, but the agility of their players was too great to stop and they recovered the ball and ran down the left flank. We chainpushed to get a troll slayer next to the ballcarrier and surfed him into the crowd - badly hurting him. The crowd gave the Master Minds a chance with the throw in - but with no RRs, they tripped going after the ball, and Dan Quick retrieved the ball and took it the length of the field unopposed for the score.
The Criminal Master Minds knew they were defeated and refused to stand up or take any actions for the last 12 turns of the game, so Anika practiced her throwing to skill up and Little John got a chance at a free TD.
This season will be easier than we thought if all our opponents are just too scared to even play the game! However, we are guessing the rest of our opponents will not be as chicken-poop scared as these guys were!”
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