“With a cry of 'Reeeee!', the smug frogs charged onto the Blood Bowl pitch. The only reason they stood a chance was that Jurassic Pitch was down a saurus. Still, they failed to seriously injure any opposing players, and the only real casualty the Pitch suffered was when an unfortunate skink tripped over his own tail and died. The Pepes scored 2 unanswered touchdowns and looked even smugger as they drank Dr. Pepe soda in the locker room after the match. #FEELSGOODMAN”