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Did you know? Up until now, 1511097 players have died on the pitch.
Pepetron 2000: "I am at a rough estimate thirty billion times more intelligent than you. Let me give you an example. Think of a number, any number."
You: "Er, five."
Pepetron 2000: "Wrong. You see?"