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Match Result · League division
· Tournament game
Match recorded on 2017-07-05 20:50:23
CTV 1320k+70k Snotling (CIBBL)
0
30k
1k
No change
0/1/0
Inducements: 1 bribe, Star player Bomber Dribblesnot
Player Performances
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
1
-
-
-
1
6
142
-
8
35
5
#8 Teabag – Damaged Back (NI)
“Having never encountered a team with such senseless bravery before, the Daredevils failed to make the most of receiving on the first drive. While they put up a spirited defence in the second half, getting all up in the ball carrier's grill, the heavy heat and sheer incompetence meant giving the ball back up to the Brets, who were able to score at their leisure.”
Player Performances
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
1
-
-
1
1
9
148
-
18
34
4
#14 Jean – Serious Concussion (-AV)
“Walking away bruised yet victorious, Lady Katherine is asked about the game by CIBBL reporters on the side of the pitch:
"That was a tough game. I hope the fans enjoyed it!"
*Waves to the crowd, taking off her helmet.*
"Snotlings are nasty little @$!*s, make no mistake. They will clamber all over you, kicking, biting and befouling upon you until you can't get up or someone backhands each of them. Thankfully by the end of the match most of them had been bested. It did amuse me that one was thrown at me in some desperate albeit foolish attempt to stop our momentum. Anyway, a hard fought game with excellent teamwork from the Knightly Virtues, but also respect to our opponents, especially their more muscular players. It's a shame many of them spent so much of the match suffering from the effects of the heat on and off the pitch. Heat fatigue is a terrible burden during this sweltering summer and that's why we make sure to drink Parravon Deluxe spring water to stay hydrated."
*A bottle is handed to her in a very timely way by her coach and she promptly has a long gulp with the cameras rolling*
"The essence of glory - Parravon Deluxe."
----
Off the pitch, in the changing rooms:
"No, this is terrible. Errgh yuck! One of those &*@$£!%@s spat in my hair!"
"Me an'all m'lady."
"Urgh. Disgusting."
"S'not so bad."
"Filthy. I order you to go take a shower Dimitri... and good job out there."
"Aaae-yup."
"Right. Good." *Clapping her hands loudly she gets the team's attention* "Dimitri's been promoted to official boot polisher of the team, which means he will be in a fall back position from now on. Jean's still in with the doctor so somebody else is going to need to be on the line next match. Any volunteers?"
As one the knights, being the only voices that count, demonstrated their intense chivalry and compassion. They did this by rightfully nominating Vivian for the task. It was a grand honour. Strangely, for the next five nights, Vivian wasted nearly all his meagre savings on fine food, visits to Madame Helene's Cathouse and booze. This most curious behaviour was thankfully overlooked by his teammates.”
"That was a tough game. I hope the fans enjoyed it!"
*Waves to the crowd, taking off her helmet.*
"Snotlings are nasty little @$!*s, make no mistake. They will clamber all over you, kicking, biting and befouling upon you until you can't get up or someone backhands each of them. Thankfully by the end of the match most of them had been bested. It did amuse me that one was thrown at me in some desperate albeit foolish attempt to stop our momentum. Anyway, a hard fought game with excellent teamwork from the Knightly Virtues, but also respect to our opponents, especially their more muscular players. It's a shame many of them spent so much of the match suffering from the effects of the heat on and off the pitch. Heat fatigue is a terrible burden during this sweltering summer and that's why we make sure to drink Parravon Deluxe spring water to stay hydrated."
*A bottle is handed to her in a very timely way by her coach and she promptly has a long gulp with the cameras rolling*
"The essence of glory - Parravon Deluxe."
----
Off the pitch, in the changing rooms:
"No, this is terrible. Errgh yuck! One of those &*@$£!%@s spat in my hair!"
"Me an'all m'lady."
"Urgh. Disgusting."
"S'not so bad."
"Filthy. I order you to go take a shower Dimitri... and good job out there."
"Aaae-yup."
"Right. Good." *Clapping her hands loudly she gets the team's attention* "Dimitri's been promoted to official boot polisher of the team, which means he will be in a fall back position from now on. Jean's still in with the doctor so somebody else is going to need to be on the line next match. Any volunteers?"
As one the knights, being the only voices that count, demonstrated their intense chivalry and compassion. They did this by rightfully nominating Vivian for the task. It was a grand honour. Strangely, for the next five nights, Vivian wasted nearly all his meagre savings on fine food, visits to Madame Helene's Cathouse and booze. This most curious behaviour was thankfully overlooked by his teammates.”