“The dark elves got to blitz off the opening kickoff, and then it was a rather intense struggle, the ball changing hands numerous times, before finally the darkies scored in turn 8. My rat ogre bh'd a player, then was himself bh'd the very next turn, leaving the rest of the game in question for my rats...

Second half began with the darkies receiving the ball, and then ko'ing enough of my guys that I didn't think I could do much to stop him from scoring again. However, strip ball is an amazing skill in the hands of super-speedy gutters, and I was actually able to steal the ball and take it to score yet again, in the process killing his str 4 lineman (apo fail, sorry about that) in the way. A riot held up the rest of the game, ensuring the elves couldn't come back to take the win.

Sorry about losing the str 4 guy, but if it makes you feel any better, my rat ogre aged a niggle on only his third skill.”