“Wanna know how you can take a higher ranking team to the cleaners? First, have a "Running Late" handicap which causes half the team to miss the first kickoff. Then, receive the ball and have the first kickoff result be "Get the Ref" in your favor. Then proceed to foul away the entire half with your dirty player, starting with a miss-game SI on the opposing rat ogre. Have great amounts of fun, laughing all the way to a very SLOW touchdown as the scaredy-cat rats run for their lives. By the time reinforcements become available after you score, get a perfect defense on their undermanned selves. Second half, more of the same, at least until the dp guy gets finally thrown out for the game.

Unfortunately, as the coach of those scaredy-cat rats, I had not nearly as much fun this game, except for when my gutter was standing on the goalline with the ball in the endzone, protecting it until my storm vermin could pick it up. A blitzing beastman knocks my gutter onto the ball, thinking the ball will scatter into the stands to get kicked out in a random location (most likely away from my rats). Instead, it scatters a distance of zero, and is picked up by my gutter, who's now standing in the endzone. The crowd loved it!

Be rough without my rat ogre next match, but at least I got out without any lasting injuries. Will have to fire the team officemember who decided to accept a challenge from a chaos team with a dp...”