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Match Result · Blackbox division
· Tournament game
Match recorded on 2020-06-02 00:54:18
Conceded
CTV 1810k+50k Nurgle
3
130k
19000 (1 FAME)
+1
3/1/1
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
5
-
2
26
208
-
36
64
2
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
3
1
-
-
11
192
3
41
39
2
#9 Mirr Jin – Broken Neck (-AG)
#11 Yorick Vilefist – Dead (RIP)
“Yes I am, Bim. It seems it was just yesterday that we were watching this previous mid Bar Brawl Bulls’ game”
“Well, it was only five days ago. You know these Blood Bowlers – they never get any rest!”
“Two Bulls’ players will miss that one because of an injury. Harry Zona, their bloater star, and Lor, one of their many rotters.”
“Let’s say the only one missing is Harry, then! Bulls will have to make some injuries without him, and it won’t be so easy.”
“Dark elves will play that game with their full roster. They lost one lineman in quarter final but hired a new one to replace him.”
“A 12 players roster isn’t a full roster when you play against a bashy team! I hope Bulls will demonstrate it! “
“Uh… There are 19 000 Bulls’ fans to see this game. That’s 4 000 more than last one. Bulls are more and more popular. They are only 14 000 to cheer for darkies. Let’s see if that can influence the result of this game.”
“Dark elves win the toss and chose to be in offence first. Rotspawn and two bloaters settle on the line of scrimmage, while two rotters are not far behind them. They have been placed to prevent opponents’ assists. Al Ergie, the most bashy player of the team -as Harry Zona is missing- is at the center of the third line. Then four pestigors and a Dirty Player rotter are aligned in depth.”
“Yep, Bulls want to be able to cover both wide zones in case of quick offence.”
“Dark elves chose a symmetrical position in 3-4-3-1 for their offence. Ball is kicked near the center of their pitch half… and that’s a Quick Snap! Elves flee from tackle zones on line of scrimmage and run towards Bulls’ endzone in both wide zones. Runner picks-up ball and hands it off to a witch. It looks like dark elves want to score in two turns.”
“Bulls set up a big stinky line of players in front of witch ball holder but she leaps over it and throws a short pass to a blitzer in the opposing wide zone who runs and scores! 1-0 for dark elves!”
“What’s that witch elf? Her father may be a wardancer…”
“… and her mother is certainly a slann thrower!”
“I had a journey in Bretonnia last month and I eat slann legs with garlic, butter and pairsley. Bulls would like to eat that witch too!”
“Good news. That proves you’re not a vampire, Bim!”
“That’s a new kick-off and… ooooh… both teams have players ko’d on rocks!”
“Genia Tenia, a good bloater with Block, Guard and Mighty Blow skills has been ko’d for Bulls. Assassin with Block and Diving Tackle skills has been ko’d for darkies. For instance, hooligans on the terraces are more violent than players on the pitch!”
“Bim bam boom! You shouldn’t have tickled Al Ergie! He’ve just killed a dark elf lineman on his block! Bulls are now at 10 vs 9.”
“They chain blocks on the line of scrimmage and Rico Vid even goes for a foul… and he’s fired for a stunned elf!”
“Again!?! Like in quarter finals? Please tell me why all these refs dislike Bulls? Last game, ref accepted wizard and bombardier and fired Rico for a gentle foul, and tonight he accepts assassin and fires Rico for a gentle foul again!”
“Well, assassin is now in KO box, Bim!”
“Let’s say these hooligans are good refs, Job!”
“Darkies don’t waste any time and directly dive into the cage! A first blitzer goes for it twice. A second blitzer goes for it once and dodges in one Bulls’ tackle zone then in two Bulls’ tackle zones. A third blitzer goes for it twice, dodges in a Bull’ tackle zone then in another one to sack one dice! That’s a push! Runner finally dodges and goes for it twice to stick ball holder too. These darkies are real acrobats!”
“With his two heads, Jonas Thma is also able to be an acrobat and he proves it! He blitzes opponent runner and pushes him to find a way to escape from the strange dark cage that had been formed around him. He then dodges and runs towards a more friendly cage done by his team-mates. Uncle Blob stuns a dark elf lineman and cage is closed!”
“Surprisingly, darkies, who have been first very offensive, now disinterest in the ball and chose to block pestigors stayed behind.”
“Well, well, well. Bulls’ cage advances without opposition.”
“Dark elves persist in this way. None of them fall back into their camp. They block, block, block and even foul!”
“First of their fouls leads to a stunned pestigor and second to a ko’d pestigor! But why this bloody ref says nothing? He fired Rico for less than that!”
“Let’s count on hooligans to rock these foulers, Bim! Bulls egalize at 1-1 without having to force their talent. That was a really strange half. Darkies took risks to score in two turns then to try to counter on their first defensive turn and, suddenly, they stopped their spectacular play to try to make injuries.”
“They are at 10 vs 11 at start of 2nd half and they chose a high 3-8 formation anyway.”
“And it’s an onside kick! Along the median line and right next to the sideline. Bulls have no room for mistake here!”
“Bim bam boom! Al Ergie kills a Dirty Player darkie lineman to relieve pressure! Bulls put maximum of tackle zones around ball and Jonas Thma tries to pick it up! But that’s a fail despite team reroll! Aaargh!”
“Ball bounces on Jakob Creutzfeldt then Jeremy Cosis then Jonas Thma but none of them succeeds in catching the ball!”
“Then Eddy Sease, our new rookie rotter, does catch it! He’s not strong enough! And he’s alone, facing three darkies! What a cruel second half start!”
“Dark elves take advantage of the windfall. One of their blitzers sticks Eddy, a second one blitzes and pows him, and witch elf picks-up in two Bulls’ tackle zones then dodges and hands over to a third blitzer.”
“Hey! That’s second time they don’t mind about Bulls’ Disturbing Presence. They already passed and catched not far from bloaters at start of game!”
“Darkie blitzer crosses pitch in diagonal and is now in position to score next turn! This game really blows hot and cold!”
“Bulls fall back as best they can to avoid a long dark elf stalling. Their blocks are harmless and no elf is knocked down.”
“Darkies succeed in another hand-off and that’s a touchdown ! 2-1 at turn 10!”
“They chose a high 3-8 formation again and that’s another onside kick in a wide zone! Oh my god!”
“Al Ergie kills another dark elf on the line of scrimmage ! It’s like we’re living the same scene again! Let’s hope for Chikungunya Bulls that Jonas Thma will be better to pick-up ball that time!”
“He does! Phewww! That was sooo scary!”
“Mavar Ilene, witch elf with wardancer and slann blood, is still there to scare you! She leaps over two Bulls’ players and tries to sack at one against three! Is she crazy?”
“She is! But she doesn’t manage to knock down Jonas neither she is knocked down herself!”
“Second witch elf dodges third times in tackle zones then goes for it twice and sticks Jonas Thma too. Onside kick and kill on Al Ergie block reminded me start of second half. But that turn now reminds me first half dark elf spectacular turn to defend.”
“Like in first half, Jonas dodges thanks to his two heads, and he takes shelter in his team mates’ cage. To finish turn, Han Thrax, our Dirty Player substitute rotter, fouls an opponent lineman…”
“…and he’s fired too!”
“Is that a joke, Job? Both teams made two fouls, Bulls have been spotted twice, and darkies remain unspotted… and I’m not even speaking about their player wearing an illegal knife on pitch! That is sooo unfair!”
“That time, darkies won’t let Bulls’ ball holder advance without opposition. They all dodge and stick cage pillars. Then Mavar Ilene leaps, dodges in tackle zone one, two, three times, and even a fourth in three tackle zones to try to sack Jonas even if he’s stronger than her… and these are two push on her frenzy blocks!”
“Last blitzer and last witch elf go for it and Jonas is now at the center of a special cage melting Nurgle and dark elf players!”
“Luke Aemia, one of Bulls’ Tackle pestigors, blitzes Mavar Ilene, who is stunned, and Jonas Thma dodges again towards a pure Nurgle cage.”
“Mavar Ilene can’t play that turn but second witch can! She goes for a risky -2d block against Jeremy Cosis! It’s a double pow! And she kills him!! Nooooo!”
“Jeremy Cosis regenerates! These bloaters are so tough! What a spectacular action again!”
“I don’t call that a spectacular action, I call that a circus act! Or a hip hop music video! Pow pow pow pow ! These witch elves are not blood bowl players, they are hip hop singers!”
“Bulls still try to reach darkie endzone anyway. Uncle Blob holds one elf blitzer thanks to his tentacles, two pestigors create a semi-cage next to him, and Jonas Thma dodges again to reach that semi-cage.”
“Mavar Ilene stands up.”
“Yep. She’s back for her acrobatics. She leaps, throw a first then a second -2d block without sacking nor falling, then dodges in front of Jonas to block his way… and she’s finally knocked down! Lucky Bulls!”
“Lucky Bulls? Are you kidding, Job? She’s armour 6 and she even suffers a niggling injury. She played the whole turns dodging, leaping and going for it to throw -2d blocks without never being more than stunned and Bulls are lucky on that one? Stop that now! If an ogre slaps a snot during hours and, at the end, snot is bleeding from the nose, that’s because ogre is lucky?!?”
“Jonas Thma moves forward to be within range of endzone last turn. Uncle Blob, Chris Diarhea and Jakob Creutzfeldt cover him.”
“Dark elves directly miss a dodge at their 15th turn and that’s a touchdown! 2-2!”
“Bulls didn’t forget to throw some blocks before to score and they injured a runner. Only 9 dark elves will play overtime!”
“There’s a 16th turn to play before that! Bulls go for an anti-one turn defensive formation.”
“That’s useless. Darkies don’t even try oneturn. They chose a formation for a hypothetical Riot.”
“And that’s a Perfect Defence! Darkies can’ even block.”
“Their 16th turn was maybe empty but they win toss for overtime! They remain the favorites for the final win.”
“Please tell me who made the draw, Job…”
“Ref!”
“And who fired two Bulls players for fouling?”
“Ref!”
“And who unspotted dark elf players for fouling?”
“Ref! Okay, I know what you mean. But Bulls still have their chance. They are at 12 vs 9.”
“With a real good ref, all 12 players could even play!”
“Bulls chose a more enlarged defence than before, with two players on each wide zone.”
“Dark elves are really ahead, with 6 players in front of median line, and two others one and two squares behind. Maruvio Defearon is alone in the back. And that’s a Blitz on kick-off event! Whoo-ee! Flies have changed asses!”
“Uncle Blob moves to hold two darkies thanks to his tentacles. Bulls form a heavy barrier in front of dark elves. Then a pestigor with Tackle blitzes Mavar Ilene. But that’s a push again! She’s really invincible!”
“Mavar Ilene leaps, dodges and runs to be in scoring position. Maruvio Defearon picks up the ball and throws it to Uaba Tahir but that’s a missed catch!”
“What’s that smile, Bim?”
“Those dark elves are better to catch ball when they are in Disturbing Presence zones than when they aren’t, that’s funny.”
“Two pestigors step back to watch Mavar Ilene. Al Ergie pushes assassin in the crowd and rest of Bulls defence stays compact. To sum up, Bulls still take their time.”
“And darkies still try to focus on main action which concerns ball! But that’s a missed pick-up!”
“Ooooh, that could be a good opportunity for Bulls, even if ball bounced in three darkies’ tackle zones”.
“Nurgle players first block Mavar Ilene, the only elf player in position to score, but that’s just another push. Their blitz and their block near ball result in push too, so they don’t take any risk and keep a solid defensive position without even trying to reach ball.”
“Darkies block and push a bloater on the ball, which bounces twice and lands in a zone without Bulls’ tackle zones. But pick-up is missed again!”
“They had been so good with ball during two halves and they are now so clumsy with it in overtime! They may be tired.”
“Bulls block Mavar Ilene… and she’s knocked out! There are no more darkies in position to score. Bulls are now able to put more pressure on ball. They block two players near ball, and that’s two more KOs! What a turn ! Bulls are now at 11 against 5 elves!”
“I’m still prudent, these elves are good for acrobatics! Calare Darkspur escapes from Uncle Blob’s tentacles. Maruvio Defearon picks up the ball in a tackle zone, dodges and succeeds his long pass to Calare Darkspur. Wow. What did I say? They are really really good for acrobatics.”
“Last two dark elves players fail to escape from Uncle Blob’s tentacles however. Chikungunya Bulls are still in a good position to recover the ball. Ah, they chose a different plan! They use their Blitz action to push a darkie lineman into the crowd and Uncle Blob is mandated to stick ball holder. But he doesn’t understand! He’s so stupid that he stands around, trying to remember what he’s meant to do…”
“Didn’t we already saw that in last game? Bulls should know they can’t trust their big guy for such an important action.”
“Maruvio Defearon blitzes in a 1 vs 1 and enters into Bulls’ camp. Calare Darkspur dodges and tries a pass towards an empty square near Bulls’ endzone. It will be two darkie blitzers vs two pestigors if he succeeds…”
“… but that’s a fumble! Did we already say that those dark elves were better to pass ball when they were in Disturbing Presence zones than when they weren’t?”
“Uncle Blob wakes up and puts his tackle zones and tentacles on ball and on Calare Darkspur. Three other Bulls’ players circle the ball. Genia Tenia blocks and injures another darkie on the line of scrimmage! Only three dark elves are still on the pitch!”
“That”s three too many. And they all are blitzers! They’re dangerous!”
“Luke Aemia also thinks they are dangerous and he blitzes Calare Darkspur, who is near from the ball. Calare uses his side step skill to be knocked down on the ball… and Uncle Blob catches it! Incredible! That’s the first time Uncle Blob holds the ball in his whole career!”
“44 games and an overtime to see that, it was worth it!”
“Hey!?! What’s happening?!? Darkies’ coach enter the pitch to ask his players to concede!”
“He can’t do that! Not in a tournament semi-final! There are only three turns remaining!”
“I would say his team could even have a draw. Uncle Blob is not fast enough to reach endzone, he will have to hand-off the ball and only one team reroll is remaining. He could fail!”
“He could also be stupid, as he was two or three turns ago”
“We’ll never know, Bim. Concession is registered and Bulls win 3-2. What a special game with a unexpected end! It was first time Bulls played overtime, first time Uncle Blob catched the ball and first time Bulls scored three touchdowns!”
“What can we hope for finals after that? Penalties?”
“Well, I don’t know. But it will be a tough game against orcs anyway. It should be played next Monday late in the evening.”
“We’ll be there. And I hope you’ll be there too, tentacled sportsfans! See you soon!”
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