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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2020-06-09 00:03:32
Orc CTV 1940k+50k
0
70k
20000 (1 FAME)
-1
0/1/0
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
6
-
1
21
165
2
14
47
2
#5 Jeremy Cosis – Smashed Hip (-MA)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
1
1
-
1
8
148
1
12
38
1
#1 Afamrail – Damaged Back (NI)
#11 Runolfsson – Smashed Knee (NI)
#13 Fredrick Trueorc – Serious Concussion (-AV)
“Hi, Bim. Hi everybody. It’s Mid Bar Brawl LXVII final tonight. And Chikungunya Bulls are going to face a solid orc team.”
“That’s right, Job. While Bulls got rid of dwarves then dark elves to reach final, these orcs eliminated a dwarf and a skaven teams.”
“I was also talking about their global Black Box sheet to tell they are solid. They have played 38 games until now for 24 wins, 6 draws and only 8 loses, that’s pretty good!”
“Yes, that should be a close game. Both teams have their full roster and they are at max Team Value for a Mid Bar Brawl tourney with their 199 TV!"
"They acted like boxers before the weigh-in. They ate vegetables…"
“Well, I hope Bulls will keep on eating greenery tonight!”
“Orcs win the toss and chose to kick. They set in a compact 3-3-5.”
“Bulls opt for a 5-2-2-2 offence with rotspawn and 4 bloaters on the line of scrimmage.”
“Three orcs are knocked down but none armour is broken. Jonas Thma, pestigor star, picks up the ball and hides behind the big stinky first line.”
“Orcs try to reply with a blitz but… bleeuuuuaaaarrrg! Ah, did I already told you I loved that noise!”
“Second Bulls’ turn is really more violent! In five blocks, two orcs are injured and another one is stunned! That should really help!”
“Orcs still stick Bulls with their Guards. Three Nurgle players are knocked down but they all stay on the pitch. What a melee in the center of the field!”
“Bulls hold the shock in the center and on the right. Jonas Thma goes to the left with the ball and a 4 team-mates escort.”
“Ouch! Jeremy Cosis is injured by an orc blitzer on the center line.”
“Bad news on the bench. It looks like a smashed hip. That could mean end of career for him!”
“Bulls are still at 10 vs 9.”
“10 vs 7, Bim! An orc lineman is ko’d on block by Harry Zona and another one is ko’d on foul by Han Thrax! “
“And Han isn’t spotted by ref! That’s the first time in this competition!”
“Better late than never. Rotspawn and a bloater are both stunned and orc defence retreats to cover its rear. ”
“Bulls insist on the left then completely change their direction! Three orc blitzers have been sown on the left wide zone! And the fourth one is ko’d on another Han Thrax foul!”
“Still unspotted! Bulls are now at 10 vs 6.”
“Orcs try to follow Bulls’ offence but they are outnumbered. Uncle Blob holds two orc blitzers with his tentacles and Jonas Thma now runs on the right wide zone. An orc blitzer is injured but healed by apo and that’s a touchdooowwwnnn!”
“Orcs still have one turn in this first half but they have no troll nor goblin to try a throw team mate one turn touchdown.”
“Their blocks are harmless but their hooligans know how to throw a rock! Harry Zona, Bulls’ bloater star, is badly hurt ! Happily, he regenerates!”
“Orcs recover all their kos. They have been outnumbered in first half but they are still 12 for the remaining of the game. Nothing is done yet!”
“Bulls first set up with a 3-3-3-2 but that’s a Pefect Defence! They change their plans and go for a 4-3-4. Only two of their players are knocked down and no armour is broken. They took the shock! Afamrail, orc blitzer ball holder, stays in the center, only two squares behind line of scrimmage.”
“Bulls only stick rotspawn to orc line and stay in place. They refuse the fight for instance!”
“Orc ball holder runs to right sideline and a black orc blocker impales himself on rotspawn!”
“He’s only knocked down! He has not been impaled, Bim!”
“Bulls only roll push but stay in place. They really go for a conservative defence!”
“To counter that defence, orcs spread their attack across the width of the field. They then try to block rotspawn but that’s a triple bleuuuaaarg! Oooh my god!”
“I love this guy! He could be elected at Mister Ugly!”
“Orcs finally pretend to attack on right wing again, knock out a Nurgle rotter on the center, then send an orc blitzer on the left wide zone, while ball holder moves back like an elf quarterback.”
“A pestigor tries to shadow him but he slips trying to go-for-it!”
“Orcs don’t directly try their chance passing the ball to that free blitzer. They surprise Bulls, insisting on the right wing.”
“This is the time Bulls choose to toughen their game play. Al Ergie and Harry Zone, Claw and Mighty Blow bloaters, both injure orc linemen! Bim bam boom! ”
“Luke Aemia, pestigor with Tackle, then tries to sack, but he fails despite his horns and team reroll used!”
“Aarrg. Orcs then could score before 16th turn! Afamrail blitzes one dice and runs alongside sideline, counting on his Side Step skill, while Tzarmek goes for it twice to hinder Jonas Thma with his Diving tackle skill.”
“Well, Luke Aemia will try again, then. He’s less strong but he also gets Horns and even Tackle. ”
“Wham! That time, he didn’t miss him! Afamrail is seriously injured! What a sack!”
“Chris Diarhea and Jakob Creutzfeldt then stick both orc blitzers in position to score and that’s orcs to play their last turn!”
“Tzarmek tries to go alone! But he fails his first dodge in a Bull tackle zone! Strange play, no?”
“Not so strange. Tzarmek has Dodge skill. And Very Sunny weather annoyed passing game.”
“True, but Gloomclaw has Dodge skill too. A black orc blocker could have blitzed to allow him to dodge and run to endzone with a simple dodge roll and no go-for-it. Then Tzarmek could have dodged back in no tackle zone to pick-up the ball then try a quick pass… or even better, go-for-it twice to hand-off to Gloomclaw.”
“Well, we’ll never know if that would have been successful, Bim. Anyway, that’s an important win for Chikungunya Bulls! ”
“Yes! This Mid Bar Brawl was their first tourney and they won it! That’s only a minor tournament but that’s still a trophy. They can be proud of them!”
“Mushroom beer for everybody tonight! Cheers! And see you soon, Nurgle fans!”
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