“And the Eskimos strike back with a victory! After a tough loss to the elven Sirsasanas, the Eskimos came prepared to fight in a match against coach Lue's Signori si nasce 2. And fight they did! #11 Ogre Harper Ink came out swinging today, helping to disable the skilled opposition with two big casualties as well as a few knockouts.

The Anchorage defense ceded an early touchdown, but used their numbers advantage to respond before the end of the half. This rampage continued in the second half, which included a huge stomp on La principessa sul pisello that resulted in Nuri De Vries' ejection from the game. But the damage had been done, now. #7 Bodyguard Tancredi made a gutsy sprint toward the endzone, but the ball was recovered and a victory march was made downfield by the ever-mobile Jozafat Gupta.

The MVP was given to Ulf Hoffman, who stood toe-to-toe with the great Gargantua all game, soaking up hits like a champ. A much needed victory for the Anchorage Eskimos. ”