Bone Head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-mate
Guard (20k)
Multiple Block (10k)
Tuesday, Feb. 27, 2024
Double persistent-injuried, Ink only finds it harder to carry his lurching bulk atop two weak and misaligned kneecaps. Each of the two a calcium Sisyphus, working to support the bulging thighs and overhanging belly of the mighty Harper Ink.
He'll be sidelined over the next few weeks, working in rehab with a few saints from the Kol mountains. Fans await his return half eager, half fearful, not knowing if the ogre they know and love will be quite himself when he steps onto the pitch once again. Will he need a walker? A halfling under his elbow to lean his spilling mass on?
Wednesday, Mar. 6, 2024
The Eskimos returned home late Tuesday night, packed tightly in a shoddy old caravel. Poor old Harper spent the latter half of the journey bent over the edge of the ship emptying his guts into the tumult of the sea.
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The game would not start smoothly for the Eskimos, however, as #11 Harper Ink took a blow from a mummy that, in conjunction with his sensitive stomach, sidelined him for the first half.
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Harper Ink pounded his fists together and ran to the line-of-scrimmage, seemingly having ingested some Dramamine as he watched the battles of the first half. To the pleasure of the crowd, he knocked a few bones out of alignment in skeleton Damian Kathein, putting the Eskimos up in manpower again to start the second drive of the day.
But things would start to upend themself for fivehead and the Anchorage team, as Ink lost his rematch with the mummies and stalked to the sidelines to vomit an ogre-stomach of bile by the infirmary.