“A stunning opening round defeat for the da Bonz. Coach Bagg was livid after the game. Despite his predictions and preperations and promises of creating an "offensive juggernaut out of very OFFENSIVE jugheads", coach Bagg was unable to score a single touchdown. Many fans could hear coach Bagg yelling from inside the orc locker room. Our man on the sidelines was actually there. Brock??

Brock Thomas for BBN. The seen was not pretty in the orc locker room. Coach Bagg dressed down his orc in viscous fashion.

"Block, Block, Block you morons!!! You see someone, knock THEM DOWN, you don't see anyone, FIND SOMEONE!!"

It was quite a sight to see, the aging human bloodbowl star of yesteryear coaching a stupid pack of orcs. It was amazing to see him grab Wargh Bob the black orc and turn him upside down in the locker room in a fit of rage. As he drove the black orc into a bench head first, the bench shatter in a spray of splinters.

"Thats how you block! We aren't here to coddle those Ba#$%rds. You gotta hit people."

This reporter would hate to be an orc in practice next week. Despite Coach Bagg's opinions on the game, the Clan team played well, and executed its game plan. Playing mistake free bloodbowl like the clan did wins a ton of games. All in all a thrilling defensive struggle. I am curious to see what sort of adjustments coach Bagg will make for next week. I can guarentee you, points will be scored, or coach Bagg will be making some changes in personel. Brock Thomas. BBN.

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