“The Bones played their fist home game. Hi I'm Brock Thomas for BNN. The bones looked like they might score a third TD in this festival of stupidity, but the Brawlers were able to threaten a TD in the last minute. Of course, he fell on his face. The most interesting thing to happen in this game, was the trolls tried to stare each other down before the kick off. They both forgot what they were staring for, and it wasn't until turn 5 of the first half that the Brawlers Troll remembered where he was. He didn't bother to tell the Bonez Troll, but it didn't really matter as the Brawlers troll dozed off again and neither troll impacted the match. Parts is Parts took a nasty injury to his throwing hand, word is it won't heal well and his career as a player is over. He retires with two completions in three games. He now works as the assistnat coach of stupidity prevention. He has expressed satisfaction with his new posistion. Fragz Femur scored again, he now leads the team with 3 TD's. He also knocked took out the entire goblin corps in what was a very enjoyable display of abuse. Stints Mcgee suffered a fractured skull, He is not expected to start next game and may have his career cut short by this injury. Shoop Deedog was knocked cold and missed most of the match while Pelle De'orm was put out of the game he is listed as probable for next weeks match. This game aired in several homes and T-shirt sales are on the rise. Coach Bagg is falling short of his stated goal of 2.5 scores per match, but 6 goal in 3 games is a jolly good start. Brock Thomas reporting for BNN. ”