“Hi, I am Brock Thomas reporting for BNN, Coach Bagg was pleased after the game having this to say in a prepared press release.

"I was generally pleased with the team. We took our opening kick down to score in 3. A quicker orc would have scored sooner, but Whiffle Crackz is more known for his surly attitude than his feet. A second TD was neatly broken up by the Troll Slayer Luthgar, he made quite a move, agile little bugger. Credit my boys though, they didn't let it rattle them and Gratz just missed getting a handle on the ball to pick up the last minute score. I was dissapointed to not score a second goal, because I knew the dwarf team would not easily give us a chance to score in the second half. We pinned them deep with a good kick to open the second half and played a fluid cage defense. The BloodNutz never got the ball past the midfield stripe. I was real proud of the effort my boys put out on that defense. We had three late scoring chances, all long shots, and just couldn't put one together. I am well short of the two and a half goal average I promised the fans, but its a win and I'll take it."


Well said coach, on a side note, the fans have really taken a liking to Nifty Wingork the team mascot. Hes just a malnourished goblin that was dressed in full kit as a motivation for the Bonz last week, but he has garnered two MVP awards in just two games. The little grot doesn't even take the field. The Masses are Asses as they say. And when fans vote on MVP, anything can happen and often does. This is Brock Thomas. BNN”