“Brock Thomas reporting from Anakhdor colleseum. The Bonz fought to 1-1 tie. Hampered in the first half by a lenghty riot, the Bonz went into the halftime lockeroom down by 1. They fired out hard in the second half and scored in 5. Coach Bagg was primed to march down, take back the ball and score in last minute heroics, but his team ran out of gas toward the end. Fragz Femur made two very uncharacteristic mistakes, he botched an easy block. Pulling himself up off the ground left him too spent to get into scoring position, so he really excerted himself and fell flat on his face. With no chance to score, Coach Bagg turned to letting the orcs blow off some steam. Wargh Bob scored a late game Block against Cable Hellfist. Initial word is a broken leg. He is out for next week and his eventual return is listed as Questionable. Coach Bagg declinced comment. He stormed right by this reporter kicking an injured goblin as he went. Not much really to see here, a boring game tha ended in a one one tie. Much like kissing your sister. For BNN, I am Brock Thomas”