“Coach Bagg was again kept below 3 goals in a game. He is now WELL below the average 2.5 goals a game he promised fans when he took over the team. Even though he is currently winning, (and maiming) attendance and T-shirt sales are both down. Hi, I am Brock Thomas reporting to you from across the big pond, where 'da Bonz' took a road trip to play the Underworlds. The game was as thrilling as I have seen. In the first half, both teams scored one. The Bonz defense was mistake free, but the Gutter Runner Nachtschatten is simply AMAZING. He routinely slipped by the outstretched hand of Ork tacklers. His quick cuts and moves made the Orks look like foolish shcool children playing at a grown ups game. He snatched the ball out of large scrums with ease and flipped it effortlessly into the air. (his teammates ability to catch the ball was another matter) The only chink in his armor, was his big feet. He tripped over them twice. It was in the second half though that the Underworlds felt heartbreak. Nachtschatten played perfectly, scooping the ball up from under the Troll, Wargh Bob, and Lex the Brown Orc. He, scampered downfield and threw the ball to Totbringer, who promptly dropped it. After shoving Totbringer to the mercy of the hometown fans, the Bonz set about to scoring. It would be close as Tigga Donki rumbled and tumbled down the field, and as the gun sounded he heaved the ball without grace or fanfare into the clutching arms of Gratz Spleeneater. A rallying 2-1 victory for the bonz.

From across the pond, this is Brock Thomas, BNN. ”