“I dislike blaming luck for the outcome of a match, as it usually can instead be accounted for by better strategic planning. However, two dropped passes by players either in the endzone or with a free shot to the endzone cost me two scores, which the elves turned around and converted into scores of their own. End of half OTS promotions...tried twice, botched it up twice. That part is on me. But those passes...and the thrown rock which tried to kill Wakizashi...I blame Nuffle, pure and simple.

I am now an official member of the "I hate wardancers" club. That bastard was impossible to bring down today--passed all his dodges, his leaps, his blocks, ball pickups/catches, survived every block thrown his way... I hate fouls as a rule, but I do believe had he gone down I'd've shoved a claw up his arse! Don't have claws? As much frustration as he caused, I think a player or three would've spontaneously mutated a pair right then and there if given the opportunity!

I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong of late with the team. They won their first 6 contests in commanding fashion, but these last two games they've looked like complete amateurs. Man, I hate having to call it a day after three very frustrating games, and nothing but loss of fans to show for it. Grr!!!”