“Poor Cream Soda made the mistake of standing with the ball near a sideline. His coach had given him illegal drugs to make him an agi 5 wardancer for a game, wishing out loud how he deeply desired an agi 5 WD. Sure enough, after the game, CS earned a skill and got...+agi. Nice offset for the niggle, but I guess this poor elf team has had enough, and is calling it quits.

Looked to be a pretty even matchup--I had 9 rats on the team roster, and a virus took out two players over 100 spp each (Katana and Sai, my two heavy hitters), leaving it to appear advantage woodie. However, two cas in the game's first three turns evened the body count to 7 each side. Some tactical blunders by my opponent left the ball open for blitzing by my rats, who made the most of things. We got cheated more than a few times by double-1's on gfi's, but we can't complain with the result--a win, skill for a rookie linerat, cash for another linerat to bring out team total to 10 players, and for the first time in many games, no perm cas (after the apo negated a niggle his tree dished out).

Sorry the team had to retire, Lord Makari. Hope this doesn't put a damper on our online friendship and chance for future games together.”