“Excellent match! We met the Knights straight after they beat Nukks and got straight into things. The match saw TD for TD going each way. Lot's of excellent plays and passes.. almost saw a mummy intercept. Wouldn't that be something? Fantastic Reg was taken off the field by Zigg'r Poo, the menacing ogre. See? It takes an ogre with help to bring down the fantastic one. The world should hide in terror as long as Reg walks....

Anyway. Great match. Flesh Stripper performed his trade mark 'Flesh Strip™' after scoring.. but the fans weren't happy, they wanted more. Lot's for undead chicks flocked the boys after the match. Man, that was sweet. So much rotting.. um, sorry, off the track.

Good match, nice score for Bone Grinder, on and off the pitch. Nice throwing by Eye sucker. Great game overall.

Cheers and wishing death on Tribble, in the nicest way, of course. Death is good. You should all die and join the team.

Razor Masticator vomits rotten gore! "Yeah.. -urrghh-!!"”