#7 Jorno Kunkle – Dead (RIP) #13 Paul Landers – Smashed Knee (NI)
“This was a match the Germans were fired up for. Sadly, due to their Coach's visual impairment noone noticed that the Norse Minotaur was on PCP (Ironman), and couldn't be hurt... After a dominant first half, Claudia spent the entire second half cutting and slashing at Frozen Tauros and Till Lindemann stomped on him, wasting valuable opportunities to kill other "mortal" players. The Norse in turn caused damage of their own, niggling Paul Landers and killing Jorno Kunkle. The apoth failed to revive Jorno, stating his last name was misspelled, and that by letting him die we could replace him with someone with the correct spelling. By the time the discussion between Coach & Medic was finished, the outcome was irrelevant, Jorno was dead, the game was over, and Germany were the winners. ”
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