“Uthegentel gets killed on a 1 die *POW* and the apoth fails. We've since hired a new apoth, as that one's head is on a stake outside the compound walls. Uthegentel takes the MVP with him...wtf ever.”
“And yet again, we lose more fans. We score, we hit, but still the fans aren't satisfied. Three straight games, not satisfied. We also have a rat whose head we're sticking on a stake outside the walls--rookie Stiletto, who seemed to not know how to do ANYTHING this game. Double-1 dodge allowed the elves to score on our receive; double-1 drop of a touchdown to end the first half; rolled yet another 1 to end the game on what would have been another touchdown. Were he at all capable, the game could very well have been reversed in score. Ah, well. At least Nunchaku not only didn't age at 76 spp, he also became more agile than ever in the process. Who says old people are clumsy?”
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