“Define shafted:

Almost completely clear the pitch of opposition, have the ball in the hands of a blodger, looking to score. Then one of two remaining enemies, without tackle, commences to dodge like mad out of a box of blockers to 1d POW your blodger, catch the ball on the run, and continue upfield. Manage to knock him over, ball bounces into crowd...only to land where the only other elf can reach, and none of your own, allowing him to score with only that single elf standing (and only two elves on pitch at all)...

Then fail every single ball control roll and reroll you make for the next 10 turns, allowing the opposition to score twice more on ya...break armor 15 times, yet get nothing but ko's, while he cas's you...

Nuffle, I thought you were supposed to hate elves? Wassup?”