“The game started off violently enough with BioNick slamming Marques Douglas hard and Seriously Injuring him as the rest of the Undead Meeters carried on with their usual pounding. Trog snagged the ball, and with some amazing coverage from InkRose and Mezir, managed to break away from the 49ers defense and score on Turn 4.

This confused the 49ers as they did not expect to see that rapid touchdown. They started their offense with a bang as well, ripping apart Odi in a gruesome display of gore that appeased the crowds enough to give him the most valuable player award for the Funbblers at the end of the game. The Deceased managed to stop the humans in their tracks, and would have even scored again except Mezir thought the ball was a pill that he had to take, and kept on trying to swallow it instead of grabbing it and running towards the endzone.

The second half started with the living taunting the dead, which drove them into a frenzy. Mezir broke the legs of Jeremy Newberry, crippling him forever more. The other humans began to fly off the pitch moaning and groaning. Their blitzers, however, stayed on and neared the endzone to pull in a tie when CandleJack came racing up the side and SMASHED into Jeff Ulbrich, crippling him for the rest of his life, and stopping the offense of the humans.

At the end of the game, the undeads stumbled off the field in search of the brains of their newer fans...

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