“Khrone's Khowards are glad to report that moderate amounts of blood were spilled for the Blood God, and that very little of it was theirs (and Dunngor will be sufficiently recovered by the next game to be able to play - though he was not available to answers accusations that he was faking it). Thigguk was obviously the man to watch this battle, taking two opposing players off the field in two swift blows - both struck in a mindless panic as the poor Ogre saw an attack on his life coming his way.

There was also some sort of brown, egg-shaped thing on the field of battle, which our opponents appeared to value. Therefore we kept it from them, with middling success.”