“We pounded those squishy hummies with all we had but still they ran.
We pounded them more. And yet. It wasnt enough. Their resolution was admirable and in the end they prevailed. But let them remember this: We orcs never lose. If we win we win. If we die we die and that doesnt count. If We get beaten some other way, we always come back for another go!”
“He was slapping me silly for most of the game, but thanks to some niffty running from Helmut I managed to score twice even though I had few men on the pitch. Some more luck on his part and he might have tied in the last turn, but instead the TT's can celebrate their first ever victory against orcs.”
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We pounded them more. And yet. It wasnt enough. Their resolution was admirable and in the end they prevailed. But let them remember this: We orcs never lose. If we win we win. If we die we die and that doesnt count. If We get beaten some other way, we always come back for another go!”