“"Hey, AFK_Eagle! My 'zons need a recovery match, have two MNG...easy victory for you, I get my players back for me! What do you say?"

If all such "recovery" matches are like this, I think you know what I say to the idea of a rematch! ;-) Just horribly bloody, including the loss of the best linerat (or lineman, period, regardless race) I've ever fielded in Nunchaku. This was one of the weirdest rats you'll ever see...started life as a simple 7337, but by the time of his death he'd evolved into an 8345 tentacled monstrosity who barely resembled the rat he once was. At 112 games old he was also the oldest player I've ever fielded, with at least 75 of those games spent under-armor (not really sure, but a LONG time). But the capacity crowd must've been filled with amazons, b/c a 1d POW sent him careening to his doom where the apo couldn't do a blessed thing to help. It's all good, though, as the apo was able to later save our mega-star thrower from a crippling knee injury niggle.

He walks in with two MNG, walks out with a victory, 50k cash and two MNG. I walk in full strength, walk away with two MNG, loss of one of the team's elite superstars, 0 cash, a defeat, and a feeling of general shock at losing Nunchaku. Sure, av5, but he'd been with the team longer than dozens of others, it was starting to feel like he'd be here forever. RIP, Nunchaku.”