“With bated breath the High TR qualifier kicked off on a rainy day. This was a true spectacle of a match with throngs of noisy fans rattling the entire stadium chanting for blood. Before the game, Ole Blacky was arrested for simple possession and would be unavailable......

The Brainwashers bulked up their front line with Gransnak. When news of this hit the Goats lockerroom, laughter was heard eminating from all. All except TBone, who looked very dark, hate filling his eyes......

The game started with the Brainwashers receiving and immediately both teams slogged it out on the line. Peter, the star Bull, attempted to flush around the side of the melee only to be ambushed by the nimble hit goat, Ole Spotty. Ole Spotty was unable to grab the ball and was blindsided by the opposing mino sending him into the crowd! Fortunately he landed in the arms of a longtime Goat fan so was unharmed. After lots of weak blocking Peter was able to leap the tail of nipple and smash Filet to the ground. Rearing up in glory, he promptly snatched the ball off the turf and slammed it into the end zone making it 1-0 Brainwashers!

As the Goats huddled for the next play. Injury time was holding up the game (foreshadowing) so TBone addressed the team.

"Grashnak's mine! No one fucking touch him...."

Next play TBone burst through the Goats line and dove headfirst directly at Grashnak's neck. Blood flew in all directions as Medics pulled Grashnak's twitching body off the pitch. No sooner then that occured, Peter's spine was snapped by a rushing Ron. The apoth ran out to fix him but could not reassemble the fragments of the spinal cord lying on the pitch. While the apoth was throwing up at the sight of the star, the goats knocked over Peter's brother Jakob. Intending to leave no bull unmaimed they laid in with a vicious group foul killing the monstrosity. At that point it was a formality for Chainsaw to waltz into the end zone with the blood slicked ball in his paws.

At halftime the rain started to really come down and Coach Synn instructed his team to not let up. The Goats obeyed as the boots and paws rained on the Brainwashers. Nipple, in an attempt to emulate his idol TBone, performed the same move on George, the Brainwasher Mino. Due to his smaller size he was able to get higher in the air and impale the large monster's head on his horn. TBone proceeded to waltz over and rip out the dead Mino's tongue. He presented it to Nipple with a stare that said volumes. While no words were said everyone there knew what was communicated between the venerable Goat and the young killer.

The team will soon be yours kid..........

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