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Fun With Goats
Chainsaw
#4
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
29
Cp
34
In
1
Cs
2
Td
9
Mvp
4
GPP
87
XPP
0
SPP
87
Injuries
-ag, n, m
Skills
Horns
+AG (40k)
Block (30k)
Foul Appearance (30k)
Guard (30k)
Pass Block (30k)
So I am down at the bar drinking a beer minding my own business when a rather diminutive greenskin approaches me....
Coach Chainsaw: "You happen to represent the Goats.... or so I hear.... I got some boys finishing up a tour of strong chaos teams and think we can give the fans their money's worth."
As soon as the word money was mentioned I fidgetted around my coat for a spare contract as I always drink prepared.....
Game day arrives and on my way to the lockerroom for the pregame sacrifice, a young and rather small goat approaches me. It seems his father had been killed by Chainsaw uberstar Razor the game before and he was interested in joining the squad. I asked for any references or if any experience was applicable but he said he would waive any salary for a full year! With clear hatred burning in his eyes I knew I couldn't turn him down. He was hired on the spot, handed a goat helmut, and christened "Chainsaw the Goat" so he would remember his purpose.
The Chainsaws always travel with a press entourage (available to the left) and young Chainsaw the Goat used this public opportunity to shine scoring three touchdowns, blowing no plays, and even finishing the game at the buzzer with an amazing leap in the endzone. Clearly this boy has as much potential as even the great Hamburger the Goat......
__Synn
Director of Management
**Best match report ever seen in past matches section (vs. Chainsaw)
Coach Chainsaw: "You happen to represent the Goats.... or so I hear.... I got some boys finishing up a tour of strong chaos teams and think we can give the fans their money's worth."
As soon as the word money was mentioned I fidgetted around my coat for a spare contract as I always drink prepared.....
Game day arrives and on my way to the lockerroom for the pregame sacrifice, a young and rather small goat approaches me. It seems his father had been killed by Chainsaw uberstar Razor the game before and he was interested in joining the squad. I asked for any references or if any experience was applicable but he said he would waive any salary for a full year! With clear hatred burning in his eyes I knew I couldn't turn him down. He was hired on the spot, handed a goat helmut, and christened "Chainsaw the Goat" so he would remember his purpose.
The Chainsaws always travel with a press entourage (available to the left) and young Chainsaw the Goat used this public opportunity to shine scoring three touchdowns, blowing no plays, and even finishing the game at the buzzer with an amazing leap in the endzone. Clearly this boy has as much potential as even the great Hamburger the Goat......
__Synn
Director of Management
**Best match report ever seen in past matches section (vs. Chainsaw)
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2005-09-11
-
3
-
-
1
14
2005-09-11
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-09-11
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-09-12
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-09-15
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-09-17
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-09-23
2
-
-
-
-
2
2005-09-24
5
-
-
-
-
5
2005-09-25
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-09-27
5
-
-
-
-
5
2005-10-03
-
3
-
-
-
9
2005-10-08
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-10-12
4
-
-
-
-
4
2005-10-13
3
-
-
-
-
3
2005-10-14
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-10-14
3
-
-
-
-
3
2005-10-14
2
-
-
-
-
2
2005-10-16
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-10-16
2
-
-
-
-
2
2005-10-16
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-10-17
2
-
-
-
-
2
2005-10-17
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-10-18
-
-
-
1
1
7
2005-10-22
-
-
1
1
-
4