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Hagdish played a pivotal role in the <a href ="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=report&id=3298635">first match of the Season One play-offs</a>. He was the bait in a frenzy trap that knocked out a killer <a href ="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=8127503">blitzer</a>.
Later awarded the MVP for his senseless devotion to the team, he said, "Oi wuz jus' 'appy to do moi bit!"
Sources say that he may have been bribed with a cask of Bugman's XXX before the game to take the hit.
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In his very <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3299934">next game</a>, Hagdish had his leg broken by a vicious dwarf. During surgery, the Doc was unable to do anything to help and, just to be on the safe side, made sure to harvest the poor Orc's muscle tissue.
Never one to tolerate weakness, Rark has fired him.