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Angry Wheelchair Man II
#7
Anointed Thrower
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6
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3
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2
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7
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73
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17
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5
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15
Cp
2
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Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
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Regeneration
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2010 Darwin Award Nominee
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DARWIN AWARD WINNER OF THE CENTURY! Angry Wheelchair Man, the rashly rushing rammer who epitomizes the downfall of the human race.

(25 August 2010, Daejon, South Korea) An angry handicapped man, annoyed that an elevator departed without him, thinks it over before ramming his wheelchair into the doors (bam!) once, twice, three times in all. Success and failure combined as he gained access to the elevator, and plunged down the rabbit hole to his death. This 40-year-old man earns immortality as an irritated Darwin Award winner.

Stress kills. Gravity kills, too. The tragic downfall of this rash rammer provides a vivid example of natural selection in action. However, natural selection just got a check: authorities traced the "problem" not to Angry Wheelchair Man, but to elevator doors that cannot withstand a large impact. Safety regulations were strengthened after the elevator was installed, to prevent accidents "such as might happen to children and drunks."

DARWIN AWARD WINNER OF THE CENTURY! Truly the downfall of humanity.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
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2015-03-12
1
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1
2015-04-11
1
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6
2015-06-07
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5