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The two most important things in Stub's life are hurting his opponents and grooming his beard. Stub spends hours braiding decorating and petting his beard. While on the pitch Stub often flails his beard around at high speeds and whips his opponent in the face. If a Ref ever asks to inspect Stub's beard he insists they wash there hands first and quickly takes the weights out of his beard when the ref isn't looking.