Calamity Cannon boi is as his name suggests. He earned his name by his true orcish actions when he drunkenly fired his cannon as a fellow boi was waist deep in the barrel loading it. The boi, doubtless perished in the act, but in doing so managed to blow a huge hole in the side of the pea green boat.

Cptn Bidseye was undoubtably a touch peeved by this act of stupidity and ordered Calamity Cannon boi to plug the hole. And so, Calamity Cannon boi spent the rest of the journey with his arse plugging the hole. It was so numb and withered by the time a shark took a bite that he didnt even notice the injury.

It wasnt untill they landed upon bloodbowl island that he could be patched up and a new (metal) arse be installed. And so, gone are the days when Calamity Cannon boi weilded a cannon, now he is the purfect blocker with his steel butt.