#1 Spare Cannonball Brent "Lazy" Lange – Dead (RIP)
“Wow. What Orcs may lack in numbers, they make up for in strength. My mummies were the only thing that could go toe to toe with them.
The Orcs created an impenetrable cage around the ball carrier squiggle to make their touchdown in the first half.
The Skellies came back strong in the 2nd half. After a brilliant kickoff which landed right next to their endzone, a follow up chase went badly wrong when the superb Squiggle my Niggle jogged back to pick the ball up, throw it over all their heads to the goblin behind my own lines. Sammy Slasher just managed to get back and trip the little greenskin, before making his way down the pitch to score the equaliser!
At the kickoff restart, another good kick next to the touchline was followed up by another chase thanks to a blitz, sending the crowd wild. Once again Squiggle my Niggle went over to pick up the ball and pass it to a safer location, but Sammy Slasher was in the right place at the right time, catching a superb interception to have a clear run through to the line.
Despite the skellies thinking the game was over, the next kickoff was picked up by Ships Monkey Boi the goblin, who was then launched high through the air to within yards of the endzone. But the speedy ghouls made a quick cover, triple-teaming the unfortunate goblin and bringing an end to the match.”
Thought i had that one in the bag when i nearly scored the second touchdown. Unfortunatly when u really need a stunty with dodge to jump out of a slingle tackle zone to score a touchdown, he inevitably trips and spills the ball.....
After that and Bens touchdown, i thought we would both cancel each other out and settle for the draw. Unfortunatly my luck hadnt quite run out... in fact it had a fair bit more running out to do.
After piling my reduced force in one half of the pitch for the final charge the worst thing happened.... The ball landed on the touchline as far from any of my team as it could have been... and then Ben got blitz of the kick off. Boy had i made a mistake. The ball was closed down before id even had first go, and due to the distance from my thrower he had to use sprint to get there. After picking it up ok he had one option... throw or get battered. The throw was intercepted and a touchdown scored.... as close to a one turn touchdown as u can get i think.
Finally after seeing the points dissapear into nothingness I had to play my final card. Last time I tried to throw a gobbo he was eaten by the troll and instantly RIP'd. Due to my inexperience with orcs i managed to mess up the move dispite the gobbo being thrown perfectly. As a result he couldnt make the line and was intercepted and royaly bummed.
A great game full of emotion tho, hehehehe
Well done ben ;) ”
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The Orcs created an impenetrable cage around the ball carrier squiggle to make their touchdown in the first half.
The Skellies came back strong in the 2nd half. After a brilliant kickoff which landed right next to their endzone, a follow up chase went badly wrong when the superb Squiggle my Niggle jogged back to pick the ball up, throw it over all their heads to the goblin behind my own lines. Sammy Slasher just managed to get back and trip the little greenskin, before making his way down the pitch to score the equaliser!
At the kickoff restart, another good kick next to the touchline was followed up by another chase thanks to a blitz, sending the crowd wild. Once again Squiggle my Niggle went over to pick up the ball and pass it to a safer location, but Sammy Slasher was in the right place at the right time, catching a superb interception to have a clear run through to the line.
Despite the skellies thinking the game was over, the next kickoff was picked up by Ships Monkey Boi the goblin, who was then launched high through the air to within yards of the endzone. But the speedy ghouls made a quick cover, triple-teaming the unfortunate goblin and bringing an end to the match.”