Hephastus is a giant of an elf, he is twice the weight of a normal elf, and has three times the stomach. often eating out the entire team by himself. When he steps out onto the pitch the oppsition look on in awe, as they see how such a huge man (well, elf) can have all the grace and agility of every other elf on the team. of course, they dont look on for very long, as soon their running as far as possible from him and his explicit knowlage of the anatomy of old world races

Enjoys trampling small snotling settlements in his spare time