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Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
27
B
58
P
7
F
2
G
28
Cp
6
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
4
GPP
35
XPP
0
SPP
35
Injuries
Skills
Block
Diving Tackle
Kick
Claude Maximillian Overton Transpire Dibbler, usually known as Cut Me Own Throat (or C.M.O.T) Dibbler is one of the numerous bit part characters that enrich the world of Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. Described as Discworld's most enterprisingly unsuccessful entrepreneur, a 'merchant venturer' in Ankh-Morpork, he is most famous for selling meat by-products to unsuspecting souls. His name originates from his catchphrase 'I'll sell it for less, and that's cutting me own throat.' He has also been a moving pictures (movie) producer/director where his lack of scruples was entirely reminiscent of the pioneers of modern motion pictures, similarly, the agent of a 'Music with Rocks In' group, and sold strange green liquid made by monks living on a mountain according to an ancient recipe (Lance-Constable Carrot disputes this). He has also been known to sell 'fong shooey' advice, mail-order martial arts lessons (under the alias 'Grand Master Lobsang Dibbler'), 'Dibbler's Genuine Soggy Mountain Dew,' souvenir snow-globes and advertising space in the Ankh-Morpork Times. He is at his best selling intangibles; physical merchandise tends to hamper his patter somewhat. Indeed he once said he was best at 'selling ideas.'
When Dibbler's business plans fail, he falls back to selling (mostly) 'pies with personality' and 'pig' sausages on the streets of Ankh-Morpork. He has been accused of 'not being able to make both ends meat.'
When Dibbler's business plans fail, he falls back to selling (mostly) 'pies with personality' and 'pig' sausages on the streets of Ankh-Morpork. He has been accused of 'not being able to make both ends meat.'
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-12-19
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-12-20
2
1
-
-
-
5
2007-12-20
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-12-22
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-12-23
2
-
-
-
-
2
2007-12-25
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-12-26
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-12-26
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-12-26
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-06-06
-
1
-
-
-
3