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Gaspode
#1
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
5
AV
8
R
188
B
151
P
52
F
0
G
29
Cp
18
In
0
Cs
10
Td
9
Mvp
2
GPP
75
XPP
0
SPP
75
Injuries
Skills
Block
+AG
Dodge
Leap
Mighty Blow
Gaspode is a small terrier-like dog featured in seven of Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. He possesses human-level intelligence and the ability to speak, as well as an extensive collection of diseases (including 'Licky end' which is only found in pregnant sheep); he claims that the only reason the diseases haven't killed him is that they're too busy fighting amongst themselves to focus on him. However, since everyone knows that dogs can't speak, people tend to interpret his speech as their own personal thoughts, a tendency which Gaspode regularly uses to wrangle food from passers by. (In fact it has been mentioned in the books that a passerby kicked Gaspode into the gutter, and had gone no more than five steps before he thought "I'm a bastard, what am I"). The exceptions to this are Carrot Ironfoundersson (who eventually figures out the truth himself), Angua (who he tries to court because she's a werewolf), and the Canting Crew (who believe in much stranger things than talking dogs). Gaspode's ability to speak also has uses against other dogs, particularly against the misanthropic Dog Guild in Men At Arms, shouting commands in human tongue (ie. "Sit!", "Bad Dog!") that cause dogs to reflexively respond, in spite of better wishes. Gaspode is frequently conflicted between his desire to be a Good Dog and his belief that he has to look out for himself, because no-one else will. Despite being given a home with happy children and suchlike, he ran away from this for the life he's always known.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-12-18
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-12-19
1
-
-
2
-
5
2007-12-19
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-12-19
1
-
-
1
-
3
2007-12-20
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-12-20
3
-
-
-
-
3
2007-12-21
-
2
-
-
-
6
2007-12-22
1
1
-
-
-
4
2007-12-23
-
2
-
-
1
11
2007-12-25
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-12-26
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-12-26
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-12-26
1
-
-
2
-
5
2007-12-29
2
-
-
1
-
4
2007-12-30
1
-
-
2
-
5
2008-01-03
2
2
-
-
-
8
2008-01-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-04-19
-
1
-
1
-
5
2008-04-25
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-06-06
1
-
-
-
-
1