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Engine of Chaos
Binky the Albino Snow Troll
#1
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
136
P
0
F
2
G
21
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
9
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
23
XPP
0
SPP
23
Injuries
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Block
Guard
10 times voted 'World's Stupidiest Pink Troll', Binky is the rock that the Engine hinge their game plan off.
As their game plan is pretty much 'Kill them all, heap their skulls into attractive Zen meditiation gardens and then, if there's time, consider running the ball a bit' this is hardly the stunning testiment to his playing ability that it first seems. None the less Binky is on the field, rain or shine, raring to go and eat something. Anything. The more legs, the better.
Recently he's come to the conclusion that if he doesn't fall over he can eat more opponents. In a stunning example of lateral thinking for a troll, he's been taking lessons in dance from the renowned Doctor Von Mincer so that he can remain upright under the most pressing circumstances while leaving his 'partner' face down on the Astrogranite.
As their game plan is pretty much 'Kill them all, heap their skulls into attractive Zen meditiation gardens and then, if there's time, consider running the ball a bit' this is hardly the stunning testiment to his playing ability that it first seems. None the less Binky is on the field, rain or shine, raring to go and eat something. Anything. The more legs, the better.
Recently he's come to the conclusion that if he doesn't fall over he can eat more opponents. In a stunning example of lateral thinking for a troll, he's been taking lessons in dance from the renowned Doctor Von Mincer so that he can remain upright under the most pressing circumstances while leaving his 'partner' face down on the Astrogranite.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2008-01-08
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-01-10
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-01-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-01-21
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-01-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-01-26
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-01-28
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-02-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-06-03
-
-
-
1
-
2